The bottom line is not a design tool


Yesterday I finally got to see the inside of the Seaford Surf Life Saving club. The AIA (Australian Insitute for Architects) Award-winning building designed by Robert Simeoni is amazing and after seeing its exterior when first finished, I was hankering to check out the insides and have an delightful coffee in their cafe building, right out on the beach, raising some cash for the Club in the mean time.

I’m not sure how Mr Simeoni feels about it post-occupancy, but there is a big difference between the intentions of the person who designed the space, the person who is running the space and the people who are using it. I can’t speak for the SLSC, but the cafe is such a disappointment – it oozes bottom line design.


The space itself is all clean and raw materials – joined recycled pine beams, marine ply, stainless steel struts and wooden floors. The kitchen itself looks well-designed and full of potential. But, at 1:30 on a Sunday afternoon, there were 5 tables taken, when it should have been rammed (even with the rain) and it was almost as cold and lifeless as the fake bodies being rescued by the crew next door in their surf life-saving drills.


The tables were cheap plastic crap inside (sadly, the beautifully-recycled wooden ones stood saturated outside) and the chairs were even worse. There were off-the-shelf salt’n’pepper shakers (I know, small detail, but so obvious when they’re on the table!) – no sense of either cosiness, or attention to detail. Or even community spirit. It was all a little rushed really.

It is painfully obvious that the owners of the beach cafe have seen dollar signs and tried their best to replicate what they think would be a good look, without a sense of connection, passion or authenticity. Hell, even the line protecting the birds from the glass (or vice versa), was a half-arsed line of orange tape, obscuring the amazing horizon. surely they could have found a better way that that?


When you design (?) with this in mind, you make a cold place and your job difficult. In fact, a place with a little attention to detail, good atmosphere and true spirit – half the effort in running a social environment is taken care of. When people feel comfortable, or welcome, cosy – you know, it’s hospitable – the service, food and quality of coffee doesn’t get quite so much scrutiny and you can afford a bit of leeway.


In this case, with such awkward spaces and empty feeling, the sub-par food, stiff bunch of staff, bad logos and uniforms at the beach cafe (and that title!) were obvious. In fact, we didn’t even want to stay for coffee and/or sweets, that’s how ‘perched’ we felt. given the acclaimed building exterior – a tourist attraction and worth being proud of – it was disappointing.

Additionally, if you want to design across a bottom line – if you have 5 tables an hour NOT making an extra $12 on upscales, for 8 out of 9 hours’ trading, 5 out of 6 days a week, you’re losing a minimum of $2400. Not to mention the lack of customer retention – the novelty of the beautiful building will wear off soon and you have to sustain them somehow.

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