every couple of days i check out my blog counter stats, just to have a sticky beak and where people find me from. you wouldn’t believe the search terms that people put in and end up coming to my blog.
i think it’s fucking hilarious, but there’s part of me that feels sorry for the poor fucks that open up she sees red and find a bunch of ramblings about art (mostly) instead of what google has told them they’d find.
here are some of my personal favourites:
• why is my cat’s butt red
• steamy ladies
• woodstock bourbon tshirt designs
• wet ski jacket
• dogs fucking
• russian ladies of the night
• hilarious puns “Have you ever seen a” horse fly
• sexline numbers
• home saves and weapon cabinets
• UAE local chew gum brands
tell me about yours too!